An Excerpt from “New York I Love You”
Look, I just happen to know
this crazy, weird technique
with the vagina.
It's kind of cool,
and I thought
you'd be interested.
But you have to
be prepared.
You know what I mean?
Preparation is the key.
I mean, it starts
with a little walk.
Just a short walk, like...
You know, like, to, uh--
like my apartment.
It's a couple blocks from here.
And we would walk,
and I would tell you
a few little elegant,
classy jokes.
You know, kind of getting us
a little giggly,
a little silly.
You know? And then we'd share
a glass of Burgundy.
Burgundy?
Yeah.
We'd bask
in the warm, gentle,
romantic yet erotic
glow
of, uh, my spacious loft.
And then
I would undress you,
and you would undress me.
We'd stand naked before
each other, and we'd kiss.
I find-- I find kissing
a very helpful,
sweet way to-- to relax.
And then, maybe I would--
I would--
I would bite your neck
a little bit.
Not-- Not hard. Just gentle--
gentle little nibbles,
like-- like a little kitty cat,
you know?
And then--
And then you would feel
my hands kind of descend
to your lower region,
kind of, uh,
finding their way,
massaging the skin
around your clitoris,
which would even
stimulate the arousal
even more.
All the time,
I'm whispering
delicate little poems
in your ear, you know?
And the blood
from your body
is-- is rushing
to the wet internal walls,
and my fingers
would slide effortlessly--
Are you an actor or something?
Or a comedian?
You're a comedian.
No. I, uh--
I'm kind of a writer.
Oh, you're kind of a writer.
Yeah, kind of.
You know, what about you?
What do you do?
I'm a hooker.
What exactly does that mean?
That exactly means that people
pay to have sex with me.
Mm-hmm.
(Source: script-o-rama.com)